Sunday, May 26, 2013

Maybe This Explains My Towel Obsession

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realised what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.”
― Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

As May 25th, Towel Day, passes once again and we bemoan the loss of my favourite author of all time, people start reposting these great tributes, and I sit back and think of everything Douglas Adams gave me. If nothing else, his gleeful ignorance of deadlines ("I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.") is something I can appreciate as a writer.

There was the time when after the breakup of my long-term relationship, the saddest part was when I was unpacking in my new flat and realised that my ex-boyfriend had taken my entire well-loved collection of the Hitchhiker's Trilogy, a series I'd spent years collecting from second-hand bookshops. The pages were soft like fabric and the spines were ready to flutter apart at the slightest touch. I loved them and carried them around like a toddler with a blanky.

I remember the time one fateful Towel Day when, dressed in my pyjamas and with a towel slung over my shoulder, I took my camera and tripod to the nearby 'Dent St', set the self-timer, and stood under the sign with my thumb proudly raised. Yes, this photo is still on the internet. No, I'm not going to show you.

I'm also a die-hard Doctor Who fan, and in anticipation of the latest series final, the other day I rewatched one of the greatest Classic Doctor Who serials of which Douglas was the Script Editor - the City of Death. I wonder how much modern Doctor Who gets from Douglas' inspiration - especially the idea that no matter where the Doctor intends to go, his Tardis always takes him where he needs to be.

As for the lost Hitchhiker's series? I bought a box set from Ebay to replace them - all excited, I unwrapped them to find out that the books looked nearly identical to the set that had been taken from me. Identical, down to the creases in the cover and crinkly looking spine. To my horror, the creases had been scanned from someone else's beloved dog-eared copies, and printed on to the new pristine cardboard covers. It was all wrong.


I haven't touched them since that day. Instead, I relive my favourite Arthur Dent moments on the internet and through the ereader apps on my iPhone. Perhaps Douglas Adams would appreciate that.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Aaaaauggghhhhh

It’s raining outside! It’s raining and cold and I finally have the perfect excuse to sit inside all night and all weekend and just computer it up. I’ve also just emerged from a two month unplanned Internet hiatus (don’t ask about it, suffice to say that dealing with landlords and telcos together is a nightmare).

You would think that with the weather and the lack of communication network and cat videos that I’d have gotten a lot of shit done, and I sort of did, but I sort of spent way too much time and 3G data checking reddit on my phone and also watching actual honest-to-god Free To Air television. (You guys? Commercial television is absolutely horrible.)

I did get some writing done but I think that my desperate clamouring for anything online (as well as the last few Doctor Who episodes for the series, which have had to be planned around the actual television showing) made me too distracted to focus. Now that I have internet back again, I've written more than I did in that two months of enforced offline time. How about that?